February 2012
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mage-of-kawaiiii asked: I love your blog and your writing. Lem me love you down ples/
golgothicterror replied to your link: bad dragon apparently not only sells dragon dildos, but when you click on an item it accompanies it with a fanfic of you fucking the dragon, a picture of the dick on the dragon, and a picture of the dildo in comparison to coke bottle for size
OH MY GOD IT COMES WITH A FANFIC
im crying real actual blood right now
bad dragon apparently not only sells dragon... →
golgothicterror replied to your link: oh my god
I’VE SEEN THESE BEFORE OMG which one are you getting wonk
all of them
oh my god →
i think its early enough in the morning to go...
Sopping wet sheath
– when heterosexual females try to describe a vagina
fiddlemire replied to your post: there arent a lot of things that make me cry real…
Sopping wet torso orifice.
golgothicterror replied to your post: there arent a lot of things that make me cry real…
NO
ashes proves god isnt real the blog
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there arent a lot of things that make me cry real actual tears but fanfictions that use the phrase “big soaking hole” in reference to a vagina sure do
"a 12 week old fetus not only has a fully... →
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Anonymous asked: Oh, so you're saying that the slugpeople deserve the same rights as us, including the right to have a safe abortion? You know, I've never thought of it that way. Thanks for enlightening me on this subject matter way better than all of those stfuslugists and anti-slug rights people standing outside of the pet store could ever have!
ok but seriously abortion is a really serious... →
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Anonymous asked: But what do you think about banana slut abortion?
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since my dash is literally nothing but abortion right now i might as well post my opinion on it
Banana slugs are often bright yellow (giving rise to the banana sobriquet) although they may also be green, brown, or white. Some slugs have black spots (Ariolimax columbianus) which may be so extensive as to make the animal look almost solid black.
The Pacific banana slug is the second-largest...
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stfusexists:
105ntower:
According to WebMD, a 12-week-old fetus is about 2” long, so it’s not even as big as an index card. (Also: it’s barely a fetus. It starts being a fetus at week 10. Not really relevant, but interesting.)
unpopular opinion: still a human being
Unoriginal troll is unoriginal.
unpopular opinion: i want to eat every fetus. i want my fetuses deep fried. every time i...
people sticking up for my gay porn on ao3
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while we wait ill post pictures of me and my...
“all girls are small and have no muscle and are easily beat up dont punch girls”
princekarkat replied to your post: already lost a follower and i havent even posted any gore yet
i followed you because i like you… gore tag is blocked, im good for it
princekarkat is apparently one of my few followers that listens to my over excessive warnings
good job princekarkat
halleybutt replied to your post: halleybutt replied to your post: already lost a…
lol it’s fine, I can go ahead and not click on the pictures like an adult
i think ill wait anyway since ive lost 3 FOLLOWERS IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES
GUYS IF YOU CANT GET TUMBLR SAVIOR TO WORK JUST SAY SO AND ILL HOLD OFF ON THE GORE TIL YOU GO TO BED I STAY UP ALL NIGHT
JESUS CHRIST
halleybutt replied to your post: already lost a follower and i havent even posted any gore yet
I follow for the comic and fast-paced wit, wish I had tumblr savior though
oh that sucks
should i wait another couple hours before i post the rest??
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Anonymous asked: i have no idea why people are already unfollowing you but for some reason the fuckyeahawesomefood blog is posting about hitler being right in killing the jews for being gay and abortions needing to be conducted by a priest in front of a church full of baptists and it is somehow making less sense than your comic.
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whoop there goes another one
already lost a follower and i havent even posted...
why would you follow me if you dont like gore i dont understand i will never understand
also i always warn you before hand
and have other warnings
on
my blog
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seriously though you might wanna block my gore tag...
#artistic appreciation featuring ashes
ok that was fun i almost regret being about to post a shitload of gore and have you all unfollow me
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Anonymous asked: how is your skin so smooth
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Anonymous asked: Pronouns or not I think ur a hot.
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Anonymous asked: you have really nice skin. it would look pretty sprayed with some blood, or ripped in half with fanged tentacles protruding outwards from the tear.
golgothicterror replied to your post: princekarkat replied to your post: dude why dont…
but ashes i thought your pronoun was ‘asshole’
princekarkat replied to your post: dude why dont you ever answer the pronoun question this is like the seventh time youve gotten it
is ur pronoun “ashes”
we have a winner
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fuckyeahashes asked: dude why dont you ever answer the pronoun question this is like the seventh time youve gotten it
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Anonymous asked: Can you show us the pictures behind you?
bananaskristov replied to your post: bananaskristov replied to your post: Are you a…
That’s silly get that spider out of your mouth, spiders don’t belong there.
bananaskristov replied to your post: Are you a sir, lady, or somewhere in between?
ur kawaii
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Anonymous asked: Are you a sir, lady, or somewhere in between?
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angrily reblogs terrible johnkat posts for the rest of the night