May 2013
Ok I’m going to lay back down again I’m so tiiiiiired
May 21st
Anonymous asked: ashes have you heard of the band sonic youth because i feel you'd like them a lot
May 21st
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I was asleep for a loooong time And I kept calling Evelyn pretty when I was there????? .????? Compulsatory compliments syndrome Hope I only came off as a 6/10 on the creepy scale
May 21st
I don’t know where my cat is and there’s a storm and I got back from my d8 a couple hours ago ( I was asleep)
May 21st
ok ummmmm theres a storm coming so im gonna leave for evelyn’s house now
May 21st
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May 21st
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i got the information off my old computer though
May 21st
ok i emailed the guy who made it for me again im so mad he doesnt even make pig masks anymore i need this mask
May 21st
Your Item’s StatusYour item departed our COPPELL, TX 75099 sort facility on April 11, 2013. No further information is available for this item. what the fuck someone explain to me what is happening when am i getting my fucking mask
May 21st
IT WASNT MY MASK IM SO MAD. WHY WASNT IT MY MASK IT HAD MY NAME ON THE SLIP WHY WASNT IT MY MASK IT WAS SOME STUPID SHIT FOR MY MOM WHAT THE FUCK
May 21st
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Eliza is a poop baby
May 21st
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Yeah thats been bugging me there it is
May 21st
Mom why
May 21st
My mom thinks that I either suddenly decided I was gay or that I’m just not ready for boys because of my relationship with Evelyn. This makes me very angry.
May 21st
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Hi I’m awake im gonna talk about stuff
May 21st
I don’t understand why people say animals are unpredictable as if humans are this stable predictable species
May 21st
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Anonymous asked: What do you mean by straps?
May 21st
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Anonymous asked: What is Jackie's outfit made out of? And what are the spikes around her shoulders and hips? Are they just decoration or what?
May 21st
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May 21st
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*clasps own hand on shoulder* good job son. you did it. you did it
May 21st
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LAST SURREALITY UPDATE FOR THE NIGHT →
A horribly bizzare and disturbing webcomic about something vile but who cares read it anyway its got gore everybody likes gore
May 21st
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sniffs the air there is no criticism here im going  to take that as im doing p good so far
May 21st
SURREALITY UPDATE AGAIN?!?!?!?!?! →
A horribly bizzare and disturbing webcomic about something vile but who cares read it anyway its got gore everybody likes gore
May 20th
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dont be afraid to tell me you dont like surreality but pls tell me why so i can improve as an author o k
May 20th
raymondhymentact asked: i may be getting this all mixed up but im bad a christianity. jackie is MOST DEFINITELY A CHILD YES SHE IS NOT DEVELOPED EMOTIONALLY AT ALL. so like. basically shes a 3yearold with god powers and grimm is like the parent going "nonono thats wrong" and shes just throwing a tantrum jackie is a toddler
May 20th
raymondhymentact asked: i dont know i didnt pay that much attention from sunday school this is what i got from various friends and media
May 20th
Anonymous asked: imma be real, at first i didnt really like surreality all that much and just read it because i had friends who read it and you kept yelling at people to read it. but i like the fact that up until now even though jackie has god like powers, she really is portrayed as just a child prone to using these incredible abilities for her silly, immature whims and selfish desires but its starting to catch up...
May 20th
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i thought lucifer was the pride version of the devil
May 20th
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raymondhymentact asked: as grimm just pointed out everyone seems to hate jackie? or something? if we're looking in a more christian type way grimm would be God and Jackie would be Lucifer. at least thats my interpretation. i havent read the bible and im not christian so i dont know too much about it so if i make a mistake feel free to correct me! anyway shes def kinda a more powerful force that can rival...
May 20th
Anonymous asked: couldnt someone fuck jackie up real bad like they could be like hey you know you arent all powerful things have conseqences something really terrible is going to happen to you and then jackie comes to expect terrible things happening so they happen??????????
May 20th
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raymondhymentact asked: i want to discuss surreality things and like how jackie is very much the opposite of what we think of when we think of a god because jackie is not worshipped at all and to be a god you need to be worshipped. or something. im in a surreality mood im sorry
May 20th
here-on-this-island asked: Surreality is so freaking good. I can't wait for the next update Ashes. 10/10 would recommend.
May 20th
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mumkhar asked: moron
May 20th
hey send me your thoughts on surreality so far also because i need to know how my driving is also
May 20th
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does the word moron count as anon hate
May 20th
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Anonymous asked: moron
May 20th
mumkhar asked: im laughing omg for future refernce when someone sends you their password something you dont post it
May 20th
mumkhar asked: ASHES DONT POST MY LOGIN INFO JESUS CHRIST
May 20th
i welcome surreality discussion tho because how am i supposed to know how to work it unless people tell me how im doing hows my driving mm??????????????????????????????????????
May 20th
raymondhymentact asked: the point is that the maincharacter is kindof a "god" though??? thats a major plot point???????
May 20th
im sorry about surreality being about existentialism think of how madoka is mostly pretty art until the end when you figure out whats going on if you want to wait until its over to read it thats cool i dont care just read it because its a cool story i think and youll be missing out until then im drawinginig as fast as i can 
May 20th
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3301850 look at this edgy artist and their “horrifying” edgy art the japanese madoka fandom is freaking out over some edgy art i cant see it i dont have a pixiv account
May 20th
surreality isnt that great of a read waiting for updates its more of a “read in one sitting” book but we cant have that because im not art jesus sorry
May 20th
xc5 replied to your post: im under the impression no one reads surreality… I understand what’s happening I’m just waiting for maincharacter to stop being a fucking god so that the comic can have more of a plot
May 20th
im under the impression no one reads surreality and if they do they have no idea whats going on
May 20th
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raymondhymentact asked: yes i know ashes i was joking
May 20th
slenclerman: dilclo: slenclerman: ive run out of reaction pictures so now i just type my reaction u piece of shit ur not even funny anyways lmao xD
May 20th
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raymondhymentact asked: poor jackie :( she just wants her goddamn dead pet lizard
May 20th
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OH MY GOD ANOTHER UPDATE →
A horribly bizzare and disturbing webcomic about something vile but who cares read it anyway its got gore everybody likes gore
May 20th
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dont order huge things overseas the post office will think its a bomb
May 20th